Boob-Slave

As most of you know by now, Megan, the half succubus shared between me and Boob-Slave, is an assassin.  However, there are times where she's called upon for other duties besides killing.  I could explain it, but instead, I'll have the lady herself do it. Yes, I am an assassin for those unaware.  No, that does not mean I'll kill just anybody with a face.  When given a target, I do extensive research.  I have the ability to get info the average person cannot.  I can find out all your little sins with just a few clicks.  And if I feel I'm being faced with a scum of the Earth, I take the job.  Most of the time, I wind up with repeat offenders, b

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